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Issue # 82

June 2008
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GRACCHI, the DEADLY COMPANIONS, the EXTRAVAGANZA, AMPLAB, ACIDS AND BASES, 47TH STAR, INNER PARLORS/MESA SUNS, TATTERSAINTS, JASPER BROWN,  DIRT CITY RADIO, BLACK MARIA, REVENGE, ICKY & the YUCKS

LOCAL RELEASES
NM bands, any label

The HOPEFULS:  [demo CD-R , 2001+]
YA YA BOOM:  Isn’t Pretty [self-release CD,  2008]
REBCCA OWEN:   Rebecca [self-release CD,  2007]
the RAGGIES:   Tallapoosa Woman  [self-release CD,  2007]


LOCAL MEDIA
NM print, broadcast or net

MESS EXPLOSION comics
#7, vers. II, summer 2007
#8, winter 2008
#9 summer 2008


 LOCAL SHOWS

the GRACCHI, the DEADLY COMPANIONS, the EXTRAVAGANZA
4/04/08 @ Burt’s 

See  show photos here

They don’t make shows like this anymore. Loud and sloppy with broken glass with beer and whiskey splashed in every direction. Whether that’s good or bad, you decide.


From Austin our old buddy Rob Yazzie (ex-Fells, sort of Tucson’s Scared of Chaka) rolled into town with bandmates Deadly Companions and townmates the Extravaganza for some good ol’ retardo punk rock fun. About ten years ago,  locals the Impatients won my “drunkest band alive” seal of approval but put half of each of these two acts together and they swipe the coveted crown.


The Extravaganza took us back to the days of fast songs tossed off without a second look, discarded like a half-finished ham sandwich. Endearing (ahem) songs such as Too Dumb To Die, I Don’t Like Anybody or Just Another Fag--some clock in at under sixty seconds-- have that old aesthetic: if you can’t say it in under a minute or two, don’t bother. All three members sing (yell) too: mostly bassist Cody and Yucky (guitar) but drummer Jillian Jerk jumps right in as well. It’s the kind of singing that sounds painful to the larynx but everyone’s throats were well-lubricated with cheap beers and fruity tequila drinks. Nowhere near what you’d call hi-fi, their recorded output sounds as smooth as Steven Sondheim compared to the live performance that induces vocal cord lesions.


It only took a Deadly Companions song or two before drunken mofo Yucky Extravaganza was going back and forth from the bar with drinks for singer Allen Degenerate. This might sound like a nice gesture but two double shots of whiskey tossed in your face at once says otherwise. Degenerate didn’t bat an eye but kept jumping on (and falling off) the stage wall, rolling on the floor in bedlam, his voice like an adolescent Iggy Pop with a bad headcold. Dressed in black leather cap,  black leather gloves and shirtless under a black leather vest--all the better to bare the lewd comments magic-markered on his chest and arms-- he looked like one of those old queer subculture “Leathermen” dealing in rough trade at the public baths. 


Last time I saw Sandra Jake (in town two years ago traveling with boyfriend Rob’s last band Amazing Larry) she was just thinking about learning drums. Now she’s my new favorite grrrl drummer thumping out solid beats heavy on the tom action, complimenting Eloy’s firm bass. Her mom & dad came down from the Four Corners to cheer her on and it looked like they brought the whole outfit along: cousins, brothers an’ all. 


I stayed stage left partly to keep away from the whiskey-flingin’ melee but mostly to stay close to Rob’s rusty buzzsaw guitar attack: fast, furious and fucked up. Although he didn’t let on, Yazzie was a little peeved that his old faithful Epiphone kept shorting in & out. A faithful warhorse, that guitar has seen its share of action, spilled beer and neck-warping over the years but it still had that same old dirty sound I love and that Rob delivers. 


Songwise, the tunes were a step up from the Extravaganza with lots more tune-smithing under the uproar, like the best of punk rock before melody became a much-lamented casualty (Wayne County & the Electric Chairs or Dolls with a Dead Boys fury).1990s Wasteland drives ahead, pummeling with power riffs and Your House features Sandra’s tough and snotty vocals. But Midnight Soldiers kicks ass around the block, opening with a call-to-arms lead, feedback squall and a mighty marching tom beat, followed by a street-walkin’ cheetah strut and Johnny Thunders licks. This one’s gotta be their hit single-- if shit like this got radio play. Although Degenerate’s antics were overbearing, I loved the fuck outta their set. 


I think I enjoyed the Gracchi tonight more than any in recent memory, playing as they did the next level in musicianship of the night. Man! When did they get so good? Apparently, they’ve been lying in wait working over --I mean--working out their new drummer Rob who pulls double duty in Pan!c. Literally. Tonight he dashed from a Pan!c set at Misty’s Hideaway to this one at Burt’s, with plans the next night to do the same, in reverse order.

The band was as tight as a new pair of pleather pants and as hot & sweaty as someone wearing ‘em. A highlight among   many was Burning Bag, complete with-- whether they know it or not --moves copped from the Shadows circa 1963 (aiming all guitars in the same direction in time to the riffs), a catchy song in the style of the Muffs, still one of my favorite pop punk outfits ever.  It was followed by the multi-vocal Standing on the Corner, always a fist-in-the-air crowd pleaser. In all it was great raucous-and-roll but under control, having a calming effect on the sloppy drunks.


In light of the preceding melee, special mention must be made of the punker-dude that sorta looks like Pinhead from that Hellraiser movie who moshed all over the place but respectfully kept from slamming into innocent bystanders. Very cool. Contrary to popular belief, ya don’t have be a dick to be punk. 



AMPLAB, ACIDS AND BASES, 47TH STAR
4/11/08 @ Hunab Hookah
See Show Photos Here

What, so tobacco is OK now, even hip? I have no problem with that, I just find it curious. 


As soon as I walked in the door it hit me. You know the way aromas can make a memory more immediate, more than a sight or sound? It wasn’t tobacco. I didn’t even notice any smoke but the overwhelming smell of incense. Zap! It brought me back : a kid venturing to St Mark’s Place Bookstore in Greenwich Village for underground newspapers, black light posters and rolling papers & pipe screens. The speed freak who recommended  R. Crumb’s Despair comix to me. The lurid swirly day-glo paint peeling off the storefront. Actually, quite a bit of this show brought me back but more of that later.


Steaming bowl-size cups of chai and coffee. Three foot hookahs, their bowls full of tobacco flavored with cherry or (gag!) blueberry. Lots of soft sink-in couches, black light glow and enough over-stuffed pillows to cushion an Asian rhino. I don’t really get it. Pass me the opium though and I’m down. 


We walked in on 47th Star, a lone guy playing downlow beats, tweaking knobs, dialogue loops and synth-y keys. Yup. It was the ol’ Apple notebook mix with more gear than an entire rock combo. Behind him were projections of classic Ray Harryhausen stop-motion animation.

Music and random film clips? Sounds like light shows from San Francisco’s Family Dog collective or Fluxus artists like Al Hansen (Beck’s grandfather), George Maciunas and Nam June Paik mixing media like Betty Crocker does cakes. 


Next was Acids and Basses, two guys with guitar, electronic loops, synths and sequences combined into (boy, it gets hard to describe this kind of stuff without using the same metaphors over and over) drones, uptempo beats (200 or 300 bpm? yeah!), downtempo beats, sci-fi themes/music of the spheres, theramin-in-a-wind-tunnel, Star Trek reruns and yes the inevitable whale noises. 


Bet if I played a tape of this for you-- minus the bleepy-bloopy parts --and told ya it was old Grateful Dead space jams you’d probably like it less. I can’t defend Deadhead dancers but the Dead’s a better band than you think, given members’ backgrounds: guitarist Garcia (folk /blue-grass/ jazz) , bassist Lesh (classical/electronic/math)and songwriter Hunter (folk) which in one way or another adds up to what we have here. Definitely not the kind of music you want to slam tequila shots to. I was digging on the faster, darker stuff. 


Next Amplab, along similar lines but more jazz-inflected with guitar, 5-string bass, drums and keyboards that at times brought sounds forth like vibraphone, nose flute (look it up) and an aberrant pinball machine. Rhythm and melody were in (purposeful) short supply which loses me a bit since those are my bread n’ butter. A little Chick Webb drumming intro’s were welcome. Then the A & B guys joined in for a free-love/ free-for-all Mahavishnu/Dead/Anita O’Day trippy jam-o-rama, thick as space marmalade spread on galactic toast. Sorry, that’s a mouthful. Must’ve been a contact high from that blueberry smoke, the legal Purple Haze.



INNER PARLORS/MESA SUNS, TATTERSAINTS, JASPER BROWN,  DIRT CITY RADIO
4/18/08 @ 3rd Street Art Gallery
See Show Photos Here


A way-early all-ages show, we balked for a second or two at the ten buck cover (yikes!) then paid our way inside just in time to see Dirt City Radio wailing down n’ dirty twang on Guardian Angel (of the Alcohol), which could be the theme song of just about any band of Rod Shot’s .

Here we have Rod on a purty hollowbody f-hole geetar, Nick Fingers picking nice-as-hell licks accenting the tunes and Jeffrey Richards with his signature non-goober banjo. By “non-goober” I mean his style is not trad jaunty bluegrass or old-timey pickin’ that most people (wrongly) associate with toothless hicks, likkered-up moonshiners and country cousin goobers. Its laid back and melodic, comfortable, comforting and sans showboating Scruggs-style licks. 


Richards’ work fits well with all kinds of Americana, y’allternative, twangcore and No Depression musix. Don’t get me wrong: I love the hot picking “goober” stuff (and no fuck you, Jack,  its not really ‘goober’ but so many people hate banjos I may as well stoop to your level).

Dirt City Radio was making up song endings left and right, leaving you with the impression that these guys could just keep on with each one for many boozey hours. A fellow name of Sean joined on drums but was a little too hard on the kick. Trying to drive the relax-o group to more rockin’ territory, he failed to realize that a good drummer knows when to hold back and when to let go. 


Master of Ceremonies was the too-often overlooked Jasper Brown who took the floor for a few tunes between each set with the able assist of Mr Richards who also played with every act this night without break. I tell ya, Jeffery’s a one-man Wrecking Crew, a guy who’s played, recorded or sat in with more bands than most people listen to in a lifetime. A Jasper highlight was I’ve Got Mine, a song where Brown name-drops himself with much more finesse than any number of boastful egocentric rappers. Also heard was a tune or two from his upcoming much-anticipated (in my household anyway) CD. Three years between releases is plenty ! 


Next was the latest incarnation of the Tattersaints led by musical maverick Freddie Raygun sitting at a Roland electric piano. Freddie’s stuff is just beautiful in a twisted sort of way like fusilli pasta in a savory cream sauce with a surprise dose of something weird like cinnamon or cloves. Somehow the flavors work together and you find yourself going back for heaping seconds, spice shaker in hand. The rest of the ‘saints : Ben Harrisongs on melodium, Heath Moon on the traps, Chris Kitsch slinging bass and the always-game Richards playing anything with strings you put into his talented hands.


Soon Raygun cut the set off for a previous engagement, leaving the stage to the Inner Parlors covering the Mesa Suns…or is that the Mesa Suns covering the Inner Parlors? No matter, its pretty much the same personnel just standing in different places. It was finely done, sweet and low. Slow enough in fact to change the demeanor to the Funeral Parlors but without being sullen or morose, just kinda quiet. Maybe they weren’t, uh, lubricated  enough. In any case,  these guys (essentially the Tattersaints minus Mr Raygun) play together like second nature, knowing where each other are heading before they know themselves. 


One of the unsung stars of this show was the Gallery itself, a great old 1940s (?) house retrofitted to showspace. With a wide open stage area of polished wooden floors, the walls are stripped to brick and ceiling stripped to the rafters, making for jim-dandy acoustics. A nice homey place, it was BYOB and head to the backyard for a cigarette or two and bask in the early spring eve. I’m down for many more shows here but asking ten bucks a head is a sure kiss of death, as evidenced by the low attendance numbers. The audience was, in fact, mostly band members. Too, the near-complete failure (sorry guys) to promo what could’ve been a lodestone show didn’t help matters much. 



BLACK MARIA, REVENGE, ICKY & the YUCKS
4/18/08 @ Atomic Cantina
See Show Photos Here


I had no idea what this Moustache Party theme was about even after I got there. You’d think the people posting it all over the place online would mention somewhere it was a benefit for some Thailand outcasts (I’m still unclear on the concept). 


When we turned the corner to find a line to get into Atomic and saw the…umm…caliber of clientele on that line (cut to the chase: lots of dicks) my first thought was “I pass.” But since it was nigh on a year since I’d heard Black Maria (where’s that CD, guys?), I paid my dollar : apparently, no moustache, no free entry -- except for my gf. Fucking door guys are always the same: letting girls in free, looking the other way when underage chickadees show up with fakes, same old story.


Icky & the Yucks were down to a few songs when we elbowed our way to the back room. As I suspected, it was packed with miscreants beating each other off -- oops -- up. Thanks go to meatheads like Jack Grisham who changed the focus of ‘80s California punk from challenging & artistic expression to petty criminal jocks shoving each other around (and anyone who happened to be in their line of fire: “anyone else” meaning everyone in the room whether they wanted to participate in a bunch of shirtless dudes’ masturbatory fantasies or not). 


Moshers still trot out the old “stay out of the kitchen” line. Sorry, I don’t buy it and never will. What? I wanna hear the same band you do but have to take it in stride that some jerkoff will knock me over or punch me in the face? Naw, if you wanna prove to each other how big your balls are, be a real man and show respect and self-control. 


Speaking of self-control, as in “none”, there was this asshole that grabbed this girl who was right up front and who didn’t mind being moshed a little but he intentionally (and roughly) pulled her into the pit. After that, she relinquished her front & center spot and disappeared into the crowd because of that one a-hole. Swell job, shithead. I hope you crack your head on the floor next time. 


Me, all I want is to listen and watch without having to worry about being bowled over by some mook. I know my rant is in vain but I’d sure love to see a deathmatch-style steel cage erected at shows for these fools. Or if the bands like it so much, why not invite their moshing fans onstage with ‘em? 


Maybe I’m barking up the wrong tree here (not the first time). Maybe moshing and this music can’t be separated. Maybe one is essential to the other. If that is the case, I give even less of a shit because the musicality is diminished and placed in the service of the violence, friendly or not.

I’ve ragged on the Yucks before and lyric-wise, I’ll stand by it. Fat Chicks? Please. That shit’s juvenile even by dorm room standards. But soundwise, they’re powerful and have been for many years and it shows. If nothing else, then for that alone they deserve their due. Too, their fans are rabid. 


It was easy even for a non-hardcore fan like me to see that Revenge (from Phoenix) also kicks ass in their genre with maybe the teeniest bit of rock and roll which sorta reminded me of Blaine (Nine Pound Hammer) Cartwright riffs. I’ll never “get” those throat- wrenching vocals though: it brings to mind someone about to violently vomit, not my idea of a good time.


What eludes me is the allure of a constant barrage (of all bands tonight, of any ‘heavy’ band): same volume, same intensity, same range, same rage. Its cool when you’re    fourteen years old and beating your head against a wall sounds like a good idea. But its similar to commercial rock recording these days: massive compression so there’s no  peaks, no valleys, no crescendos, no lull, just… static. Constant bombardment is as boring as constant emo.


Black Maria (where’s that CD, guys?) kicked my ass the first time I heard ‘em but must admit I was subdued at this set after coming straight from the Third Street Gallery show which was the polar opposite of tonight’s moustache mania: subtlety and musicianship that gives you credit for the intelligence to listen rather than a bludgeon over the head. Regard-less, Black Maria (where’s that CD, guys?) is one of my token fave “hard” bands, not least of which is because they’re more rock n’ roll than metal-edged. 


Maybe that’s why I come down harder on heavy bands: my tolerance is low therefore I have room for only a few that I find superior. Most of ‘em, I can’t see much difference. Its been suggested that the reason I don’t like this stuff much is because I missed that scene as a kid. Naw! I didn’t miss it. I avoided it.


Tonight however after two sets of rage rock, I had my fill and just quietly appreciated as Black Maria (where’s that CD, guys?) pulled good rock fuzz out of thin air, thick as dryer lint. The pit action got even more intense during Black Maria (where’s that CD, guys?) so there goes my whole “it was TSOL who fucked up punk rock” theory. 


I got jostled some by the moshing but not too badly. I could’ve stayed further back out of harm’s way but didn’t. Maybe I’m a hopeless romantic (maybe? ha! you can bet your life savings on it) but I was standing near a couple of gals who preferred not be thrashed so I tried to be sort of a (little) human shield. To me at least that seems more manly than slamming them around.

LOCAL RELEASES

The HOPEFULS
[demo CD-R , 2001+]


I’ve been waiting for this one for years.

I recall post-Naomi (Ben Hathorne/Jason Daniello) Ben telling me he was working up a new band, one that featured girls who’d never played before backing him up. It was no half-baked gimmick but a full-on success with Cara & Melissa (Roxieharts) bringing a freshness that you rarely get with seasoned musicians.  


The Hopefuls release proper (Prypee) on Soceryermom records was a beautiful mix of soaring tunes of ache and yearning with crunchy guitars. Hathorne was backed by a passel of Naomi friends and family who delivered the sleeper hit of 1999 that few people seemed to have heard of.


This disc of demos--abandoned recordings as Ben calls ‘em-- serves up the same but with Cara on drums, Melissa on bass, Amy Clinkscales on sweet Neil Young guitar,  Ann (sorry, don’t know her name) on trilling keyboards plus Jason Daniello on vox on the cut When Is Now and a fella named Jeff R. on drums for Why.


Scared (the sole offering from Prypee) is amped up more than you’d think of a song about being “the one always scared that they’ll leave you”: in a relationship with someone who needs you less than you need them. Innocent touches similar themes while Let’s Touch Tongues showcases the crazy, scary, needy and cold power of new love. Despite You and In A Trance balance the others with a halting, heavy bottom end.  


This CD takes my breath away in the power of tunes that could easily be underserved by a quiet rendering but are here rightly executed with understated muscle. Even the most mellow one, Today, has a dignity that couples Spanish-style guitar with vocals and melody reminiscent of Bookends-era Simon & Garfunkel and that’s no dis.


Songs solid in both melody and lyrics soar to the stratosphere and float back to earth as majestically as a Mercury space capsule deploying parachutes over the greenest of seas.  

Thanks, Ben. It was worth the wait.

YA YA BOOM: Isn’t Pretty
[self-release CD,  2008] www.yayaboom.com
 

Formerly the Ya-Ya Boom Project this outfit has come miles in the last couple of years. To be honest, they never grabbed me before but seeing them a few nights ago (review next issue) I was astounded with the transformation. While the stylistic base is much the same --funk timing, persistent beats, vocals like Kate Smith loosened up after a tall scotch--it’s a lesson in just how a unique structure can be built with the same materials, the difference between a master builder/architect and some home improvement guy.  


Their sound is built on a rock-solid rhythm section with layers of jazzy inflection underpinned by jangly guitar that makes me think of punk before it was mistakenly defined as a stupid and narrow genre with a limited approach. No musical comparison here but think of the time when Pere Ubu and Talking Heads were considered part of the punk wave, an alternative to overproduction, blow-dryers and useless metallic riffs.  


Fine musicians all (big voiced Marisa, choppy riffed Carlos and the flying sticks of Jarvis)  but special mention is to made of bassgrrl Monica, who I hear is classically trained. I’d like to see what she’d do with a grand piano on a number or two.  


REBCCA OWEN Rebecca
[self-release CD,  2007] www.rebeccaowen.com
 

One of the perks of being a self-styled music critic (I prefer ‘journalist’ but either title carries silly self-importance) is random CDs showing up in my mailbox. One of the non-perks is people from left field who may’ve seen my “pro” (i.e.paid) reviews in local weeklies but haven’t seen the opinionated vitriol in this zine.


Rebecca Owen (produced by Leann Rimes’ producer: First red flag!) moved to Albuquerque  from New Orleans and has such credentials under her belt as the Pecos Flavors Winery Festival in Roswell and the Santa Fe County Fair. Ok, that’s not so bad, not really Everyone’s got to start someplace and rodeo-goers are her most likely audience.

The opening track Sidewinder at first shows some promise but it goes on and on for four minutes and twenty five seconds, obviously an excuse to showcase her drawing out “sidewiiiindeeerrrr” over and over. That’s the only hook I can identify and it goes downhill from there.  


Compared to what’s on radio stations nationwide -- crass commercial stuff with cowboy hats, the flag and bluejeans as the sole claim to being country -- I guess nothing’s really sub-par here but it sure isn’t over par either. Her voice is like an untrained Emmylou with a Syd Straw breathlessness evened out with Pro Tools. Lyrics like “you’re a dead man” if you do her wrong portray a tough backwoods gal attitude but the delicate barefoot photo of her in halter top doesn’t send the same message.  


Maybe Owen will get some airplay on a few country stations if her manager has any pull but truth to tell, I couldn’t make it through one entire play on my stereo. This is American Idol material. On the plus side, she doesn’t thank God in the liner notes.

the RAGGIES Tallapoosa Woman
[self-release CD,  2007] www.myspace.com/theraggies
 

From Las Cruces, the Raggies are a slow-rockin’ Americana affair. Mid-tempo toe-tappin’ barroom country music that feels like you’d had a few too many Sloe Gin fizzes and you’re unsure whether to hurl or eat one of those bar-top pickled eggs. With a Magic Dick (J. Geils Band) blues harp front there’s a few okay melodies about wiggers, puking in the backseat of your car and Robitussin but sorry to say singer Little Kim Foxxxe’s voice is woefully out of tune, not good given her limited range.  


To their credit the production team hasn’t smoothed the vox out in the studio which has become the industry standard these days. Out-of-tune works with sloppy punk rock but not a mix like this where the vocals are right up front and the playing just standard.  


The pandering of their frontwoman is shameful: lyrics like “you got me sweatin’ and suckin’ like a whore” ? A pic of her in a swim suit as their myspace profile pic? Ugh.  Men treating woman like meat is bad enough but to do it yourself is sad, less so if you’re Courtney Love. Which Foxxxe isn’t. I expect men to be dicks but prefer women with a little dignity.

Wagon Mound is as good as it gets here, a nice if unoriginal uptempo tune about that Northeastern NM ranch town but the delivery remains ungood.


I can do without this release.     


LOCAL MEDIA

MESS EXPLOSION comics
#7, vers. II, summer 2007
#8, winter 2008
#9 summer 2008
12-16 pp., 8.5 x 5.5; photocopy; free
Christoph Knerr 1100 Gold SE Apt 9, Albq NM 87102

 

The zine explosion of the 90s has given way in favor of the blog explosion of the 2000s. Old-timers like yours truly miss the plethora of photocopy ephemera. Sure you can find anything online but a nationwide zinester network using the US mail generated an excitement that’s long gone. Never knowing what would show up in your PO box can’t compare with half-baked e-postings tossed off without a second thought. Putting your thoughts to paper carries a commitment that the net can’t match.


When you can click in a half-second to navigate away from something you’re not --or think you’re not--interested in, the nationwide Attention Deficit Disorder grows, resulting in more people than ever being superficially informed about more subjects than ever. So any photocopy endeavor wins punk points from me automatically regardless of content. As a bonus, Mr Knerr draws well and uses the zinester autobio format to advantage.


Issue 7 version II is a re-working of the previous 2006 edition that covers the Rainbow Gathering, a long-running camp-out of the hippie tribes to celebrate nature, smoke copious amounts of weed and carry on in New Age silliness. Drum circles, magic mushrooms, campfires, dreadhead vegans, tie-dye, topless chickies, “peace punks” (half-hippie half- punk although they’re in denial to admit their hippie heritage): these gatherings have it all and are not for the faint of heart nor those sensitive to the crusty unwashed. 


Rainbow-goers acknowledge the spirit-side of life, be it Tibetan Buddism, Kundalini yoga or Breathitarianism. Here, its represented by Keebler elves and Smurfs who are none too happy about hundreds of weirdos invading their idylls. Its not any more far-fetched than real characters I met in my misspent hippie youth. I knew a guy who talked about a Christlike Savior of the Animal Kingdom. A girl who told someone they were bruising her aura. Yes its true! You can’t make that stuff up.

Issue 8 brings our narrator back to the ‘burque and a Men- Only art workshop that pales in comparison to the “dude” atmosphere of a Black Maria show later that night at Burt’s. Look closely and you’ll recognize friends, scenesters and local hangers-on. 


Number 9 neatly brings together fan (?) mail and the hazards of city bicycling. Yes, neatly. All issues carry wry commentary couched in self-effacing humor and illustration that is intricately detailed but clear and never muddled. Good stuff.


Wig Wam Bam (by Captain America PO BX 4865 Albq NM 87196; captainamerica1941@hotmail.com) complains too much and may (or not) be found whenever I damn well please at  the Silver Board Shop, Natural Sound, Free Radicals, Mecca, the Stove, Burt’s Tiki Lounge, Atomic Cantina, Newsland and The Men’s Wearhouse: “I guarantee it.” ®


Wig Wam Bam is written by Captain America  | po box 4865 | albuquerque, nm 87196